Anonymous asked: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?


I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 


The reason I just love Beyonce with dark hair more than blonde is because the bitch looks like she will snatch your spine out of your back and laugh as you fall to the ground like a puddle. With dark hair she really looks like she can be Baphomet’s mother. With dark hair my God looks like the African Queen who sold other Africans to white men in the 1600s. Dark haired Beyonce looks mean enough to slap your mother in the face with her church hat on the sabbath. Dark haired Beyonce would plant drugs in your car and report your license plate. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch to key your car if you cheat on her and engrave her signature in it and dare you to call the police. Dark haired Beyonce is the bitch who will sleep with your dad while your mom is out of town and still tell you your outfit is cute at school. That is why dark haired Beyonce is my favorite.


Scott is the realest nigga alive.



"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"


This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Once you lose yourself, you have two choices. Find the person you used to be, or lose that person completely. Because sometimes you have to step outside of the person you’ve been, and rememeber the person you were meant to be - the person you wanted to be, the person you are.
One Tree Hill (via oh-good-life)


before and after injecting 1 meth